This is War

CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THIS SONG!!!


*clears throat* Now that that's done with, I'm procrastinating while trying to get through this cd my big bro bought me. It's not bad per se, but the amount of autotune is killing me! It's from a guy I like, but I'm suffering over here. I prefer the guy when he actually sings in Japanese, not this "I've conformed to hip hop American talk-singing" in English shit. (Pardon my language. My fuse has been getting shorter and shorter so my mouth is quick to cuss.) So far only one song is palatable. When this is over, I'm totally blaring some MBLAQ.

Probably, you have no idea who MBLAQ is. That's ok. But you're missing out. (lol I'm pimpin' them a lil bit right hurr!)

Seriously, the music video for "This is War" is what inspired me to write the story in my "Valeria" blog. It's some powerful shizz fo sho. I love Joon and CheonDoong! Ever since the first time I watched the vid I fell in love and now watch/listen to it everyday. EVERYDAY. Of course, it helps that the group is made up of cuties and hotties. (I regret nothing about that sentence.) The outfits though... I just want ONE video where they wear only cool stuff. Not one cool outfit and two others that make me go "WTF HAPPENED IN THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT?! WERE THEY ALL SMOKIN' CRACK?!" (That might be hyperbole, but whatever.) For example, it looks like whoever made G.O's outfit went out and attacked a vulture for its feathers. Seriously. Take a look. I know you know how to use Google. I'll wait.
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See?! And I'm pretty sure Joonie stole feathers from those crows in the first Power Rangers movie. (I'm being mean, but I do it with love.) I think the only one's I can really deal with throughout the whole video are SeungHo and Mir. (Mir's my bias, but that doesn't mean I won't tear apart his stupid outfits. Like those shorts from "Mona Lisa?" Don't even get me started.)

ANYWAY

I have no idea why I wrote all this. I was bored. Sue me. But don't cuz I'm poorer than dirt. But if you wanna give me money feel free to.

Well, it's passed 11 now so I should get to work. Hopefully I can be asleep before midnight tonight. Wish me luck homies!

Going Crazy

Today while I was listening to Kan MiYoun's song I pictured this really cool sequence of events where a girl is running away from a mansion First, you just see her eyes. Then light grows and you start to see all of her as she steps, her steps getting steadily quicker. Finally, she's at a dead sprint. She crashes through the shallow end of a small lake until she hits the deeper area, then she swims with all her might til she's on land again. She had gone to the mansion with the purpose of killing it's owner. When she had done so via poisoned wine, she ran as fast as possible into the surrounding wood. She was no trained assassin. Just a regular girl avenging someone dear to her. It wasn't long before bodyguards were chasing her. Bullets flew all around her and she ducked and dodged as best she could. Finally, she turned around to see if anyone was behind her and a bullet grazed her cheek. Luckily, it was the last bullet in the clip. She wrestled with the guy until she knocked him to the ground and began running again. She stopped suddenly at a cliff and stared down at the crashing waters below. Turning back, she saw a bodyguard poised to shoot. Suddenly, another man came up and broke the guy's neck. Then he walked over to the girl, taking off his gloves and mask. The girl immediately recognized him as one of the servants from the mansion. She remembered the strange way he had looked at her and how it made her fear that she'd been figured out before she could do anything. Right when he reached her, a group of bodyguards came out of the forest and held their guns at them. The man grabbed the girl around the waist and grinned at the bodyguards before leaping backwards, taking the girl with him. The bodyguards sprinted to the edge of the cliff only to see the man and girl holding onto a rope ladder attached to a helicopter. The man waved and grinned as the helicopter flew away.

Yeah. That's what I do when I listen to music. Anyway, g'night!